Gettin hot around here yet again. Getting tired of this heat. Not a good hot weather kind of person but don't want to freeze my fingers and toes also. Should look into a decent fan for this back room.

Someone made a half-@$$ed attempt to draw the flag of Texas on a bathroom stall, then wrote beneath it 'Art is Resistance.'

Below it I wrote, 'Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.'

Ananova. com reported that China will host the first ever Miss Plastic Surgery beauty pageant for those who went under the knife prior to May 29 of this year.

'First ever?' Not quite. That title goes to The Swan.

A while back i was getting the dirty linen out of one of the rooms at my morning job when i noticed a timer sitting on the vanity next to the sink. I did not see anything around or near it that would give a reason for its use so i used my imagination and came of with this idea:

Women need time to put on their makeup and stuff because they believe 'Beauty takes time.'
Men would say, 'BS, you have 10 minutes to get ready. If you aren't ready by the time the timer goes off i'm leaving your a** here.'

Bumper sticker seen at the club: My other ride is your girlfriend.

The last couple of days i did some inquiring about rates for a trip i hope to take in a couple months or so. I won't say where or when since i still have to wait another month to even THINK about paying for it, but the very idea i could be getting away from everything has left me anxious and excited.
I haven't had a REAL vacation in 4 years now. It feels like serving a prison sentence handed down by the powers above. 'You have been bad and therefore don't deserve to go anywhere. You are grounded until further notice.' Hell, watching the Travel Channel leaves me depressed depending on what is being broadcasted.
This giddy feeling i have reminded me of back when i was a little kid, and whenever the family went on a road trip and we passed a Holiday Inn i would say, 'There's VACATION.' I would say that to each and every one we passed by, and the parents would assure me that it was not, that we were still far away from where we needed to go. Of course, it left me frustrated more and more until FINALLY we would arrive to the precise destionation, but then they would take the fun out of it by saying 'THERE's vacation.'

I'm aware that men's underwear have become quite fashionable, with all the cutesey designs and stuff, but i'll be damned if i'm gonna wear one that has 'Hot & Spicy' emblazoned on the ass. Ranks right up there with 'Wide Load.'