Friday, October 17, 2003

Was walking to work today and crossing the Wally-World parking lot when i heard the dreaded booming low bass sound behind me. Yup, someone with their windows open was driving up behind me, though they were still rather far away. Bass turned very low, volume turned high. As he passed by me (red Firebird) the bass was very loud to my ears.
Remember back in the 90's when a woman claimed that the voice of Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonight fame caused her to have an epileptic seizure? Well, with the bass so low it practically rattled every bone in my body. I was afraid my muscles would freeze up from in and i'd be immobile for a few minutes. The kind of noise that, for someone who experiences weak bladder control would have an empty bladder by the time he passed by.
I rounded the corner and he had just pulled out in to the main road heading west (still about 500 feet away) and i could still hear the bass going 'BOOM BOOM' as he drove off, up til about a half mile away.