New linkage for your consumption: Big Hollywood Phony. He's a, um, movie screenwriter who just happens to have a job on the side. Let's give him some support, so that when one of his screenplays does make it to the theaters, we can get free tickets to the premiere, and shmooze like some lovesick teenager with the cast.

A tip to those about to get married: Make sure you know how your soon-to-be spouse acts when drunk, so this doesn't happen to you on your wedding day.

Many thanks to Ken for the link.

ANT and I had a serious rant going today when i noticed an article about soon-to-be-mega-professional basketball star LeBron James being offered 2 million a year for 6 years endorsing Coca-Cola. Just in endorsments alone he's getting close to 100 million dollars a year, and he hasn't even stepped onto the basketball court for a game!!
Anyway, we were trying to think up who we could endorse to get a share of the pie. The only thing i could think of was an anti-drug commercial:

(Picture of some handsome hunk who has all the ladies swooning) This is you.
(Picture of me) This is you on drugs.
Any questions?

It wouldn't be right for me to endorse something like Viagra, because i don't think they would want to see a picture of a red, sore hand and me saying: Viagra works for me.

my brain is a little fried right now, which is why i haven't talked, but still around.