Being the vehicle-less person of the company, it's days like today that brings out the smarta**ness in me. Being that it is close to the holiday, and feeling a bit traditional, i was walking around the building proclaiming, 'Fear not, for i bring you good tidings of great joy. For unto you, this very minute, a mixture of rain, sleet, and snow fall from the heavens. Rejoice!'
Which brings about the more modern 'go screw yourself' look from everyone.

Wwwaaaaalllkkkkeedddd tttttoooo wwwoooorrrrrrkkk. Nnnneeeeddd ttttttoooo ttttthhhhaaaawwww oooouuuuuttttt.