A sign posted at a convenience store near where i work said, 'No masks or face paint allowed in the store.' I told the clerk if that included the masks that couldn't come off (like mine). I also said that if you don't allow people in face paint that means all the women who wear makeup can't come in.

To all the loser males who happen to stop here and read my garbage (not counting linked company), i bring you salvation.

*pulling out his debit card as he types this*

I'm gonna shoot the weather guy. I watched the weather before i left for second job and he said it would be nice and warm tonight. I just stepped outside and the wind had changed to the north and it was cool. And i forgot my jacket. @#$&%#@#!! Where's my pea shooter?

Just found something surprising, at least to me. Jolt Caffeinated Gum.

Well, i already drink like 50 cups of coffee a day. Chew two sticks of this, and i'll get the same effect, plus have minty fresh breath.

I'm starting to see a trend here. Up in the Blogspot ad at the top of the site i notice a link to Nutrisystem, only because of this post i made last week. Last month, after i made this post, I noticed an ad for Ford there. Talk about 'product placement.' This needs to be researched for, especially those sites that have adult related posts in them. In the meantime, i'm gonna email Nutrisystems and demand a commision for any people who buy something from them because of the above link.

Quote of the year:

Boy George, on Vh1's 'I love the 80's' 1989, where the subject was on yuppies:

'I probably went to bed with a few yuppies.'