Funny t-shirts. Check them out.

In recent weeks i've been getting spammed half to death by people who think i would be more confident if i added 2 more inches to the length of my male member. It's a shame they don't leave a legitimate email address because i would send them a reply saying, 'While i appreciate your concern i'm not interested at this time. My hand fits around it perfectly right now.'

If a man puts a condom on his head can he legitimately be called a dickhead?

Commercial i'm waiting to see:

Setting: A park. A young couple are standing near the lake, their arms around each others backs. They look into each other's eyes and you can see love in them.
Man: I love you.
Woman: I love you too.
They bring their lips closer to each other and as they are about to kiss...
(Que up 'Man with No Name' theme song)
Clint Eastwood steps up behind them. He glares at the man, and as the man is stammering to say something Mr. Eastwood speaks.
Eastwood: You feeling lucky....PUNK?
His arm comes up to reveal a box of name brand condoms in his hand.
Eastwood: Go ahead. Make her day.

Yep, Valentine's Day is reeeeeeal close.

Regarding the post i made last month about 'changes' and the reason for my lack of posting is the same. The 'change' i was referring to was that i finally got me a good computer. Just a basic one, but better than what i've been using for the last year. The lack of posting is twofold:

1. I really haven't had much time to post, since i've been delving more back into the community i was a part of but couldn't participate actively since my computer was stolen this time last year.
2. Writer's block: Nothing of significance has come across my mind to the point that it required a much needed post. I am not going to try and force myself into writing something. It has to come freely.

Was over at Wally World last night checking out the mags, and there was a couple right behind me looking at greeting cards. I overhear this conversation.
Man: That's an expensive card. You're going to give them that card?
Woman: Yes.
Man: Would you give me an expensive card?
Woman: ........
Man and Woman walk away, Man looking like he is ready to erupt with anger.

Yep, it's close to Valentine's Day.