and so another week comes to a close. Gonna head out to the (strip) club after work tonight, then again tomorrow after i finish the hotel work. I'll be incognito (and probably sleeping it off) most of the weekend. Laterz til Mon.

Found this joke a few weeks ago on the Usenet humor newsgroup. Enjoy.

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson died
and went to heaven where St. Peter spoke with him, "Since you've been
such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?" God
said, "Ah, yes. "

"Well, " said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
major
design flaws in your invention.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust and finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his celestial computer typed in some words and waited for
the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it
may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but
according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours."

Bumper sticker seen on the back window of a Trans Am:

If you can read this- I'll BACK UP and SUE.

This past weekend was a non-event for the most part (with the exception that i tried to get as much 'catch-up' sleep as i possibly could, so i can be tired all week). I did manage to catch a couple games in progress but didn't watch the entire thing. I'm not a big sports fan as i used to be back in the 'good old days.' When you look in the newspaper and see more players wanting money than seeing the box scores you know there's a problem. Hope everyone else had a good weekend.