38 years ago today a lost soul was brought forth into this world. Confused, disoriented, and shivering, he attemped to return to the warmth that was his mother's womb. However, the doctor intervened by grabbing the lost soul by the leg, turning him upside down, and slapped his a**, causing a loud shriek to come out of his mouth. Only a few minutes into his life, and the lost soul had already learned his first lesson in discipline.

Yes, today i enter the 38th year of my life. Nothing important planned, but going to try and get the hell outta the room and enjoy.

Oh, and the reason i haven't posted in a while is because i'm currently on vacation from the second job. Still working the morning hotel gig but at least i can relax afterwards (which i have done a LOT of). I get the next three days off from there starting tomorrow which will be the first time i will have more than one FULL day off in over 2 years (last full day off was New Year's Day). Like a bear, i'll more than likely hibernate til Monday. So don't be surprised if you don't see another post from me til Wed the 19th.

Have a great weekend everyone.